May 17, 2009
Poems to mythical entites #3
Elf Queen
please do not
lead me astray
elf queen you prepare me a feast
but I am the one you want to consume
elf queen you rule
from a wooded throne
and I
am an intruder
in your queendom
please grant me safe passage
through these woods
I am so
clumsy
in the presence of your
elvish grace
please forgive me
Cockatrice
there are an estimated
47 distinct ways
to be killed
by a cockatrice
always they are
turning people into stone
be wary of a cockatrice's hiss
it will hiss one third of the time
normally
hissing has a ten percent chance to begin
the petrification process
If it is a new moon
and you are not carrying a lizard corpse
the chance to die is one hundred percent
if you are turning into stone
you can eat a lizard corpse to stop it
even lizard from a tin can works
better open that can
quickly
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