Millions of dissapointed west oakland residents

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4176/is_20090402/ai_n31517411/

So its true! As reported earlier this month by the East Bay Foot- "The literal bread basket of the east bay", the Semifreddi's dumpster, is relocating to Alameda. perhaps this is in hopes that the body of water separating the island from Oakland will act as a moat to keep out barbarous dumpster thieves. We all know for certain the punks, at least, are allergic to water. It's become so chic to get bread from this place I hear even mayor Dellums is worried about withdraw symptoms from his alleged foccacia addiction!
And remember! You heard it hear third. From your source of news staler than a loaf of Sourdough Batard, Zakrekt--Lair in the Underdark.

The end of an era. r.i.p.