It apears
my dreamboat
has left the building
a girl named Brit
started hitting on me
and that is where
I lost track
of the S.D.I.D.
Brit came up to me
stated she was hitting on me
asked me
if I was gay
she was drunk
she bought me a drink
this was the first time
somebody has bought a drink for me
actually that is not true
but at the moment I forgot about the first time
somebody bought me a drink
so I was very excited
Brit talked about
Hannah Montana's sexual relationship with her father
and some book about something or other
I promised her I would check out the book
she would stand on her toes as she talked
rubbing her breasts on me
as she brought her body up towards my ear
Aaron Cometbus had reviewed her zine
she was extremely excited
certain she could use this cred
across the nation, on tour
to make huge wads of cash selling zines
"Aaron Cometbus reviewed my zine
he said Eggplant and him discussed the thing
over coffee
do you have any idea?
those are the two biggest zine writers
in the whole Bay Area
and they talked about
MY ZINE
over coffee
you know how like
you're in a metal band
and when you go on tour there's like
this huge pit every time
but when you get home
there is nothing?
It is going to be just like that,"
she explained
somewhere during all this
my dreamboat disappeared
I went looking for her
to no avail
maybe its more fun
to write about her like this
anyways
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