Jun 20, 2009
Jun 1, 2009
Dungeon Majesty
barbarian mistress
tougher than a troglodyte hide
two headed battle axe
cleaves skeletons in the musty caverns
rage as you do but
careful around Mystika's
classy skinny skeleton slave
Boney M
Mystika--she takes life away
just as easy as she gives it
and her clothes are woven
with spidery silken threads
made of mystery
and darkness
a very
necromantic
kind of lifestyle
a beast nearby polymorphs into
Shakuntala, half elf
warrior child of two divorced worlds
she wills upon her foes a natural disaster
she does whatever the fuck she wants
because she is--I am pretty sure--
chaotic neutral
over her shoulder Latiza sends
2 x magic missile pow pow!
you said you go to wizard school?
psssh
double magic missile is in Latiza's blood
a part of her body as much as her beguiling
blazing eye balls
these four vanquish foes so bad
every night the dungeon master
weeps himself to sleep
majesty of the dungeon;
matriarch rulers of fate
you may pretend to roll the dice as though it were your master
but you bad-asses are not fooling anybody
May 24, 2009
purikura girl
purikura girl
transcends something
every time she
goes in
the purikura
how do we collect
this stuff
this stuff
even though
we are the ones
who make it
create
a perfect
capitalism
spider queen
hatchlings in the lair
deep underground
dear reader,
I know what you are thinking but
her lair is extremely
well decorated
spider queen has the keenest
spider sense
also
the keenest
sharp spider mandibles
spider queen every day
your dark elf spider minions
engage in a never-ending war with the scientists over
create
a perfect
capitalism
spider queen
hatchlings in the lair
deep underground
dear reader,
I know what you are thinking but
her lair is extremely
well decorated
spider queen has the keenest
spider sense
also
the keenest
sharp spider mandibles
spider queen every day
your dark elf spider minions
engage in a never-ending war with the scientists over
who will control
all humans
I hope it stays that way because
there is no good or
evil in this world
only spider queen
I hope it stays that way because
there is no good or
evil in this world
only spider queen
ggggg
huge red emeryville electric E
burns in the night
I follow it home
down wood street past
I follow it home
down wood street past
the burnt out train station
burnt out train station once
MC Hammer did a music video
inside of you but now
you are as old and greasy as
an old crow
your wings have been clipped,
burnt out train station and
people build condos in your name because they
hope you can spin in your grave fast enough
to power all their units
now that is
sustainable
MC hammer
tried to hire all his friends but
he could not keep it up
& now he is
broke
burnt out train station
I wish you could fly but
I would never make you wings
of wax
May 22, 2009
time to
go out to the field and
gather the worms
close by
time two
the next time it
was not as good as the
first time
usually it is
this way
times two
every week we did
the multiplication speed test
everyone had to
do it
I came in last
every time
this embarrassed me
I think
I went slow because
I could not concentrate
and I could not concentrate
because I felt embarrassed
also--
I was not fast at my
multiplication tables
& that did not
help
still we had
to do it
most things
were this way
two times
I watched as
two times he
hit her
it took four before
I could come back to my body
old timer
I shouted to her out
the car window but she
was hard of hearing &
in the middle of
talking to
whoopi goldberg
I looked back and I
noticed whoopi
standing right
there
whoopi probably
thought I was yelling
at her
old timey
noah would say this
a lot he
liked it when stuff was
old-timey
old times
stuff is not like it
used to be but
I can not remember
exactly the way it was
May 19, 2009
some white guys
feel oppressed
really, though
we are jealous
jealous because we are
swimming in the guilt
of what it means
to be who we are
the more you try
to ignore the guilt
the tougher it is
to live with it
do you
live with it?
maybe if I start calling myself
"oppressed"
it will go away
one last one before sleep
i can not believe
i fall for your cheap tricks,
john darnielle
you are like groucho marx
if groucho was sad
instead of funny
still I feel the way I do
when I hear you
on the stereo
at 1.38 AM
lisette and vivian outside are
arguing about a lighter
i dont mean it as a joke but
i just had deja vu
May 18, 2009
Tim #3
"Dude, it's like 30 emails a day, and I try to be nice and reply to everyone with a touch of personability. Sometimes I screw up, sorry.
Tim"
CURSES!
-hopes
-dreams
-fantasies
DASHED!
ALL DASHED BY TIM
how could somebody do this to me
how could someone not see
my genius
my beautiful, glorious
GENIUS.
MY GENIUS THAT RADIATES
LIKE A MILLION TINY RHINESTONES
AS THE SUN IS SETTING
OVER NORTHERN CALIFORNIA
you will regret this, tim!
one day I will be so famous
one day I will have a car
I am going to drive it right up to your house
I am going to have the coolest sneakers
I am going to deliver to you the latest issue
of Atlantic Monthly
that month it will have my face
RIGHT ON IT,
TIM
and you are going to regret it!!!
you will regret it then!!!
Tim"
CURSES!
-hopes
-dreams
-fantasies
DASHED!
ALL DASHED BY TIM
how could somebody do this to me
how could someone not see
my genius
my beautiful, glorious
GENIUS.
MY GENIUS THAT RADIATES
LIKE A MILLION TINY RHINESTONES
AS THE SUN IS SETTING
OVER NORTHERN CALIFORNIA
you will regret this, tim!
one day I will be so famous
one day I will have a car
I am going to drive it right up to your house
I am going to have the coolest sneakers
I am going to deliver to you the latest issue
of Atlantic Monthly
that month it will have my face
RIGHT ON IT,
TIM
and you are going to regret it!!!
you will regret it then!!!
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